I'm Just Here for the Snacks

Lyrics

I walked in smilingWith a paper plateHad no ideaThere was a court case

Dip on the counterTension in the roomSomebody whispered,“Do you know about June?”

I said, “No thank you”And grabbed a chipI can feel a whole situationTrying to form on my hip

I'm just here for the snacksI'm not here for the factsDon't tell me who said whatI don't need all that

I'm just here for the cheeseAnd the little meatballsIf it happened before I got hereI don't know y'all

I'm just here for the snacksI'm not here for the factsDon't pull me in the middleI'm not built for that

Kyle by the coolerLooking way too calmJess in the kitchenTexting like a bomb

Somebody said, “Come here”I said, “I cannot”I saw seven-layer dipAnd forgot the plot

I got salsaI got peaceI got no desireTo hear receipts

I'm just here for the snacksI'm not here for the factsDon't tell me who said whatI don't need all that

I'm just here for the chipsAnd the paper cupsIf two people aren't speakingThat is not on us

I'm just here for the snacksI'm not here for the factsDon't pull me in the middleI'm not built for that

Let them whisperLet them stareI found browniesI don't care

I'm just here for the snacksI'm not here for the factsDon't tell me who said whatI don't need all that

I'm just here for the cheeseAnd the little meatballsIf it happened before I got hereI don't know y'all

I'm just here for the snacksI'm not here for the factsI came for the foodAnd I'm leaving with that

I don't know y'allI don't know y'allI saw seven-layer dipAnd forgot it all